Cam talks about the Q.ueen of Fiji Lauren Rimmer, reminding everyone why they loved her before the memory of her is just “dumbest player ever”
Cam does an actual episode recap to show why this episode excelled and dispels the idea that these were not good moves because they didn’t make hated people cry.
Cam rises from the depths of no internet hell to write this article with five lists almost entirely about how everyone is an idiot, which is what you’d expect from her.
Cam concludes looking at allegiances that came out of the merge of HHH, aka the one time she called anything correctly in article history.
Spencer Wilson returns to give heavy sighs at the cast of Drag Race All Stars 3.
Whoever said that Cam’s reputation for predicting things was on point enough to write this article set her up for embarrassment, but whatever gets the bills paid!
Cameron goes into the concept of a mask like it’s a novel concept as she tackles the fifth episode of an admittedly good season.