Put the Diesel Fuel NEXT TO the car, as we are back for our first ever season of old Amazing Race recaps – Amazing Race 3! Over these thirteen weeks, three people who are hanging, crying and screaming respectively – Logan, Michael & Michelle – are recapping the season, continuing with the fifth leg and elimination of Michael & Kathy!

In this episode, we discuss the legacy that this leg has, Michael has another favourite intro shot, something passes the TARstorian by, we wonder whether the word “traino” is really Portuguese, Michelle gets to do a one-woman show on the wonders of the Ropes detour, we find out how long the drive to Algeciras really was, there’s some more epic foreshadowing, Logan has a quick question, there’s a real science lesson to explain how Dieselgate happened, Michelle finally spots an oubliette that she doesn’t own, we discuss the effect that Dieselgate had on future Portugal legs, we wonder whether anyone still has an EasyShare Digital Camera, Michael & Kathy get eulogised and we learn all about Pit Stop mats.

Walk when you’re told to, as we are back for our first ever season of old Amazing Race recaps – Amazing Race 3! Over these thirteen weeks, three people who are 100% not type C personalities – Logan, Michael & Michelle are recapping the season, continuing with the fourth leg and controversial elimination of Heather & Eve!

In this episode, we look ahead at how ridiculous the next few episodes are, Logan goes back to being nine years old, we worry about Michelle’s blood pressure, Aaron’s accent work gets critiqued, we try and work out where the Aaron & Arianne and Teri & Ian feud came from, Michael does some train spotting, there’s a dramatic retelling of a fight, we pick up on a subtle hint that Eve may have crashed the truck, there’s some more sneaky editors’ jokes, something gets added to our T-Mobile soundboard, we wonder whether Aaron & Arianne were initially told they were eliminated, Logan reveals the most controversial aspect of the elimination and Michelle tries to Vito someone’s name.

Retire to learn how to play the bagpipes, as we are back for our first ever season of old Amazing Race recaps – Amazing Race 3! Over these thirteen weeks, three people who have queued for over half an hour for a photo with a trolley – Logan, Michael & Michelle are recapping the season, continuing with the third leg and elimination of Dennis & Andrew!

In this episode, Michelle reveals the words her children can say, we finally discuss the biggest flight scramble in Amazing Race history, there’s an update on Michael & Kathy’s relationship, we spot another sneaky editors’ joke, we reveal how short is too short for a layover, Michelle has an unexpected least-favourite, we issue a Flo-themed ultimatum, Michael tells a story about a rather unpleasant drive that he and Logan shared, Satan’s Instrument returns, Logan has a favourite noise, Teri’s attempt at the caber toss is just as great as we remembered, we try and work out how late Dennis & Andrew were and we look ahead to one of the most ridiculous Amazing Race endings in the show’s history.