Episode #357 – What did The Amazing Race Ever Do for Us?

It’s time to close a chapter and eulogise Amazing Race US. For the final time this year, two guys who love to sing in German – Michael & Logan – are back to discuss where Amazing Race 32 stumbled, and where it all began to fall apart for Amazing Race US. To analyse it properly though, they’ve drafted in the big guns – David Bindley!

In this episode, Michelle’s Christmas plans are explained, Bindles describes the only two Australian accents, we wonder how you fix the alliance issue, we explain whether the Yield actually affected anything upon its return, there’s a history lesson that – sadly for Production – stretches back before 2008, we wonder what 32 will be remembered for, there’s a distinct lack of adventure and we end our Amazing Race coverage with a montage.

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Episode #355 – The Amazing Race 32 Finale Recap

Stay on YouTube’s good side, as we are back for Amazing Race 32! For the past nine weeks, it’s been limping along and three people who love to confuse their fathers – Michael, Logan & Michelle have been recapping the season, concluding with the final leg this week!

In this episode, Michelle celebrates a milestone, a superfan team finally wins, Logan talks secret scenes, Phil gets fact checked again, Michael spots something strange, DeAngelo’s smile confuses us, an old friend pays us one final visit, we wonder whether the CBS social media interns understand sarcasm and we finally address the elephant in the room – will we be back for Season 33?

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Episode #353 – The Amazing Race 32 Episode 11 Recap

Sign any petition, regardless of its age, as we are back for Amazing Race 32! Each week from now until the end of the season (and who knows when that’ll be at this rate?), three fans who would never complain on social media – Michael, Logan & Michelle are recapping the season, continuing with the tenth leg this week!

In this episode, we try and whisper in case Michelle is hungover, Logan’s Christmas has come early, we celebrate a birthday, Phil gets fact checked (twice!), Production narrowly avoid a data protection issue, Michelle feeds the trolls, Michael discusses terrible Christmas songs, we contrast lions and velociraptors, there’s an entry to the Hall of Shame, Michael adds some caveats, we try and guess who wins, a pre-season mystery is solved and Michelle tries out a new way to say goodbye.

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Episode #351 – The Amazing Race 32 Episode 10 Recap

Rejoice if your children are forgotten about, as we are back for Amazing Race 32! Each week from now until the end of the season (and who knows when that’ll be at this rate?), the three people who’ve definitely found their niche by now – Michael, Logan & Michelle are recapping the season, continuing with the ninth leg this week!

In this episode, Michelle has a celebration, Michael reveals his main issue with the season, Logan defends the Head-to-Head, we find concrete proof of unreliable editing, Logan talks about the Virtual Boy, we spot some more Frankenedits, we reveal what was actually in the baskets for the monks, Michael tries to get the sound team fired, we still hate slide puzzles, Michelle accuses someone of going overboard, there’s a very interesting musical cue, we wonder whether next week’s twist is actually unique, Michelle stages a bacon protest, Michael sets some homework and there’s some negativity to end on.

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Episode #349 – The Amazing Race 32 Episodes 8 & 9 Recap

Channel your inner Matt Tomljenovich as we are back for Amazing Race 32! Each week from now until the end of the season (and who knows when that’ll be at this rate?), three people always guaranteed to make a modern music reference – Michael, Logan & Michelle are recapping the season, continuing with the double-length eighth leg this week!

In this episode, Michael gives the people what they want, we critique fashion choices, Phil gets fact-checked again, we reveal just how short this leg actually was, Logan gets joke-blocked, Michael spots some very strange audio, Michelle channels her inner Hung, we find something to compliment the double-length leg on historically, we try and guess how the U-Turn will go down, Logan reveals the ideal scenario for final three, Michael forces a winner prediction and Michelle insists we talk about the greeter(s).

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Episode #347 – The Amazing Race 32 Episodes 6 & 7 Recap

Give yourself 90 seconds to rant (or 90 minutes, in Michael’s case), as we are back for Amazing Race 32! Each week from now until the end of the season (and who knows when that’ll be at this rate?), the three people you can guarantee would never start a Russian turf war – Michael, Logan & Michelle are recapping the season, continuing with the sixth and seventh legs this week!

In this episode, Michael does some research, Aparna & Eswar try and set a record, skinny people can’t run, Logan makes another musical theatre reference, one team shows their bias, we wonder whether sauerkraut is a condiment, Michelle interrupts, Michael spots something rage-inducing, we explore Logan’s mucky film collection, someone other than Michael complains, we wonder why the episode titles were so spoilery, Will & James win a terrible prize, another berserk button is hit with the difference between Keep on Racing and Double-Length legs and we try and work out who’ll go home in the DOUBLE-LENGTH LEG next week.

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Episode #345 – The Amazing Race 32 Episode 5 Recap

Try and learn to trust us again, as we are back for Amazing Race 32! Each week from now until the end of the season (and who knows when that’ll be at this rate?), three people who would never crack their knuckles at you – Michael, Logan & Michelle are recapping the season, continuing with the fifth episode this week!

In this episode, Michelle learns a new word, we wonder whether security in airports have a problem with teams, the weather provides a huge advantage for Riley & Maddison, Michael tries to work out why Will got so panicky, Michelle learns about memes, Logan wants to rant, Michael follows up on a promise, we count the letters in the word “spa”, we try and predict the winners halfway through the season and Michelle & Victoria are eulogised in our own special way.

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Episode #343 – The Amazing Race 32 “Episode 5” Recap

Shout loudly, as we are back for Amazing Race 32! Each week from now until the end of the season (and who knows when that’ll be at this rate?), the two guys who are already there, take a look around – Michael & Logan are recapping the season, continuing with the fifth episode this week and the shocking elimination of James & Will!

In this episode, one team thinks they may be heading home, we lament Alex Trebek’s death, someone shows they have some driving training, Logan compares someone to Pokémon, we wonder why the Speed Bump was so odd, we reveal where Elimination Station was, there’s an unaired Fast Forward and we wonder whether there’s another non-elimination episode on the horizon.

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Episode #342 – The Amazing Race 32 Episode 4 Recap

Always clear your browser history, as we are back for Amazing Race 32! Each week from now until the end of the season (and who knows when that’ll be at this rate?), three people who would never rewrite history – Michael, Logan & Michelle are recapping the season, continuing with the fourth leg this week!

In this episode, Logan compares Amazing Race to Treasure Hunters, Michael pre-empts a rant, Michelle looks for big letters, Logan tries not to be racist, Michelle makes a big slip-up, two of our rules get broken, Logan considers doing some homebrewing, we try and spice up Pit Stops and Finish lines, Michael has some information about just how late Kaylynn & Haley were and Michelle has to single-handedly try and predict the future.

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Episode #340 – The Amazing Race 32 Episode 3 Recap

Learn a very valuable lesson, as we are back for Amazing Race 32! Each week from now until the end of the season (and who knows when that’ll be at this rate?), the three people who didn’t realise how common Portuguese is – Michael, Logan & Michelle are recapping the season, continuing with the third leg this week!

In this episode, we begin with an apology, Michael blows his own trumpet, we get to the bottom of why you keep seeing camera crews, we wonder whether Texas has swamps, Jerry has some advice for the dancefloor, we debate the pros and cons of using a U-Turn, there’s a shocking lack of proposal, a trigger word gets found, Phil makes Logan look stupid, we try and work out who’ll be in danger next week and we have our first Review of the Week.

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