Episode #396 – The Amazing Race 3 Episode 3 Recap

Retire to learn how to play the bagpipes, as we are back for our first ever season of old Amazing Race recaps – Amazing Race 3! Over these thirteen weeks, three people who have queued for over half an hour for a photo with a trolley – Logan, Michael & Michelle are recapping the season, continuing with the third leg and elimination of Dennis & Andrew!

In this episode, Michelle reveals the words her children can say, we finally discuss the biggest flight scramble in Amazing Race history, there’s an update on Michael & Kathy’s relationship, we spot another sneaky editors’ joke, we reveal how short is too short for a layover, Michelle has an unexpected least-favourite, we issue a Flo-themed ultimatum, Michael tells a story about a rather unpleasant drive that he and Logan shared, Satan’s Instrument returns, Logan has a favourite noise, Teri’s attempt at the caber toss is just as great as we remembered, we try and work out how late Dennis & Andrew were and we look ahead to one of the most ridiculous Amazing Race endings in the show’s history.

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Episode #394 – The Amazing Race 3 Episode 2 Recap

Be transported to the Smurfs, as we are back for our first ever season of old Amazing Race recaps – Amazing Race 3! Over these thirteen weeks, three people always in danger of being disappeared by the Mob – Logan, Michael & Michelle are recapping the season, continuing with the second leg and elimination of Tramel & Talicia!

In this episode, Michelle pays attention to the intro, we look at whether all teams actually had a “pre-existing relationship” going into this season, there’s another comparison with Season 32, we try and work out how they created Andre & Damon’s penalty, Logan has some faint praise for Heather & Eve, we question whether Derek & Drew actually completed the Fast Forward, there’s a jump back to 2002 as we work out whether a reference to the Rock was dated even then, we wonder why Teri & Ian and Dennis and Andrew were actually irritated with Andre & Damon, there’s an exclusive reveal of a team this season that we nearly interviewed, Logan wonders why Tramel & Talicia didn’t even attempt the Fast Forward, Arianne’s quick change reminds us of something we’ve not discussed since 2014, Aaron & Arianne get vicious, Teri & Ian try and break an archetype, we look ahead to another brutal leg and Tramel & Talicia get eulogised.

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Episode #392 – The Amazing Race 3 Episode 1 Recap

Allow weird things to happen, as we are back for our first ever season of old Amazing Race recaps – Amazing Race 3! Over the next thirteen weeks, three people who are terrified of both men and soccer moms – Logan, Michael & Michelle – are recapping the season, beginning with the first leg and elimination of Gina & Sylvia!

In this episode, Logan explains why he picked this season for us to cover, Michael spots a very sneaky editors’ joke, Andrew’s sexuality becomes the only one mentioned, we dissect the iconic headturn, Flo has a perfect introduction, Amazing Race 32 teaches us something, we wonder whether Ken & Gerard were right to let Derek & Drew know that the Fast Forward had gone, we discuss Michelle’s honeymoon, there’s a muy rapido trivia question, we wonder why Production were so obsessed with skydiving, Michael talks cruises, Logan stumbles with one tream’s name, we eulogise Gina & Sylvia and there’s a…minor revolt brewing.

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Episode #357 – What did The Amazing Race Ever Do for Us?

It’s time to close a chapter and eulogise Amazing Race US. For the final time this year, two guys who love to sing in German – Michael & Logan – are back to discuss where Amazing Race 32 stumbled, and where it all began to fall apart for Amazing Race US. To analyse it properly though, they’ve drafted in the big guns – David Bindley!

In this episode, Michelle’s Christmas plans are explained, Bindles describes the only two Australian accents, we wonder how you fix the alliance issue, we explain whether the Yield actually affected anything upon its return, there’s a history lesson that – sadly for Production – stretches back before 2008, we wonder what 32 will be remembered for, there’s a distinct lack of adventure and we end our Amazing Race coverage with a montage.

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Episode #355 – The Amazing Race 32 Finale Recap

Stay on YouTube’s good side, as we are back for Amazing Race 32! For the past nine weeks, it’s been limping along and three people who love to confuse their fathers – Michael, Logan & Michelle have been recapping the season, concluding with the final leg this week!

In this episode, Michelle celebrates a milestone, a superfan team finally wins, Logan talks secret scenes, Phil gets fact checked again, Michael spots something strange, DeAngelo’s smile confuses us, an old friend pays us one final visit, we wonder whether the CBS social media interns understand sarcasm and we finally address the elephant in the room – will we be back for Season 33?

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Episode #353 – The Amazing Race 32 Episode 11 Recap

Sign any petition, regardless of its age, as we are back for Amazing Race 32! Each week from now until the end of the season (and who knows when that’ll be at this rate?), three fans who would never complain on social media – Michael, Logan & Michelle are recapping the season, continuing with the tenth leg this week!

In this episode, we try and whisper in case Michelle is hungover, Logan’s Christmas has come early, we celebrate a birthday, Phil gets fact checked (twice!), Production narrowly avoid a data protection issue, Michelle feeds the trolls, Michael discusses terrible Christmas songs, we contrast lions and velociraptors, there’s an entry to the Hall of Shame, Michael adds some caveats, we try and guess who wins, a pre-season mystery is solved and Michelle tries out a new way to say goodbye.

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Episode #351 – The Amazing Race 32 Episode 10 Recap

Rejoice if your children are forgotten about, as we are back for Amazing Race 32! Each week from now until the end of the season (and who knows when that’ll be at this rate?), the three people who’ve definitely found their niche by now – Michael, Logan & Michelle are recapping the season, continuing with the ninth leg this week!

In this episode, Michelle has a celebration, Michael reveals his main issue with the season, Logan defends the Head-to-Head, we find concrete proof of unreliable editing, Logan talks about the Virtual Boy, we spot some more Frankenedits, we reveal what was actually in the baskets for the monks, Michael tries to get the sound team fired, we still hate slide puzzles, Michelle accuses someone of going overboard, there’s a very interesting musical cue, we wonder whether next week’s twist is actually unique, Michelle stages a bacon protest, Michael sets some homework and there’s some negativity to end on.

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Episode #349 – The Amazing Race 32 Episodes 8 & 9 Recap

Channel your inner Matt Tomljenovich as we are back for Amazing Race 32! Each week from now until the end of the season (and who knows when that’ll be at this rate?), three people always guaranteed to make a modern music reference – Michael, Logan & Michelle are recapping the season, continuing with the double-length eighth leg this week!

In this episode, Michael gives the people what they want, we critique fashion choices, Phil gets fact-checked again, we reveal just how short this leg actually was, Logan gets joke-blocked, Michael spots some very strange audio, Michelle channels her inner Hung, we find something to compliment the double-length leg on historically, we try and guess how the U-Turn will go down, Logan reveals the ideal scenario for final three, Michael forces a winner prediction and Michelle insists we talk about the greeter(s).

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Episode #347 – The Amazing Race 32 Episodes 6 & 7 Recap

Give yourself 90 seconds to rant (or 90 minutes, in Michael’s case), as we are back for Amazing Race 32! Each week from now until the end of the season (and who knows when that’ll be at this rate?), the three people you can guarantee would never start a Russian turf war – Michael, Logan & Michelle are recapping the season, continuing with the sixth and seventh legs this week!

In this episode, Michael does some research, Aparna & Eswar try and set a record, skinny people can’t run, Logan makes another musical theatre reference, one team shows their bias, we wonder whether sauerkraut is a condiment, Michelle interrupts, Michael spots something rage-inducing, we explore Logan’s mucky film collection, someone other than Michael complains, we wonder why the episode titles were so spoilery, Will & James win a terrible prize, another berserk button is hit with the difference between Keep on Racing and Double-Length legs and we try and work out who’ll go home in the DOUBLE-LENGTH LEG next week.

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Episode #345 – The Amazing Race 32 Episode 5 Recap

Try and learn to trust us again, as we are back for Amazing Race 32! Each week from now until the end of the season (and who knows when that’ll be at this rate?), three people who would never crack their knuckles at you – Michael, Logan & Michelle are recapping the season, continuing with the fifth episode this week!

In this episode, Michelle learns a new word, we wonder whether security in airports have a problem with teams, the weather provides a huge advantage for Riley & Maddison, Michael tries to work out why Will got so panicky, Michelle learns about memes, Logan wants to rant, Michael follows up on a promise, we count the letters in the word “spa”, we try and predict the winners halfway through the season and Michelle & Victoria are eulogised in our own special way.

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