Get yourself a sudoku subscription for when people really bore you, as Best Friend of the Podcast Papá Orso Gilles de Coster invites another ten candidates to join him in some challenges, deception and ultimately famiglia, this time in Sicily! As always, one of them has a second motive – to sabotage and restrict the pot as much as possible, whilst avoiding the searching gaze of both their fellow players and the public, but this time someone has a second role – the Keeper of the Doublers! Each week, three guys who always check under their beds for any missing cats – Logan, Bindles & I – will be attempting to uncover the truth behind the lies and who will be squirting us with condiments, beginning with the first episode and elimination of Gillian!
In this episode:
- Is Logan going to continue with his mildly-offensive descriptions?
- A traditional question returns.
- The Mole has infiltrated my life.
- Will new nicknames be handed out?
- How close is this season to the Aaf Brandt Corstius line?
- Everyone’s favourite impression returns.
- Who has been lined up to dub for Gilles?
- Did they expect only one person to not want to be the Mole?
- Is there a subtle theme to this episode?
- How would Lynn have been freed?
- Would the Mole want to introduce themselves?
- Is a pot drain coming?
- How many countries border Italy?
- Was there an audible reaction to the Real Madrid faux pas?
- Why is Gillian so obsessed with his hometown?
- Was there an obvious missing answer to the Coastal Towns question?
- The cast photos are already iconic.
- What did Michaël teach us?
- Does Charlotte deserve the backlash?
- Did Philippe forget his reading glasses?
- Is Bernard a swimmer?
- Could someone be officially full of shit already?
- Does everyone have odd backstories?
- Bindles panders to the bingo people.
- I wonder about the logistics of attaching everyone to a boat.
- What prank should Production have played?
- Is the next boot obvious?
- Who is the Jackie Stallone of this season?
- The hexagons get rebranded.
- Were we misled in the trailers?
- Philippe needs to find a niche.
- Bindles & I get in sync, while Logan just sees a fifth of them.
- Was the dance done separately to the olive picking?
- I love visible mechanisms.
- We find the perfect jokes to make on Holy Week.
- Have our friends at The Podcast Nobody Asked For taken over the editing?
- The Last Dance has some unintentional consequences.
- Is Papa Bear a big fan of Julia Stiles?
- Bindles spots a way to win the Million Olive Drop easily.
- Would the Mole want to dance or pluck?
- I try and work out the maximum amount of olives.
- What is the benefit of eighty-minute episodes?
- We put Senne’s weight loss into context.
- Does it matter if Coco looks like a pigeon?
- Logan’s met the guy who created Big Brother.
- Did the Mole take the windchime doubler?
- My joke was pre-emptively stolen.
- Where else was a doubler hidden?
- Is Lynn the least-moliest candidate they’ve ever had?
- Would the Mole want to be in the three fastest button pushers?
- Was there a nuclear option if no button pushers got found out?
- This season is already more lucrative than WIDM.
- Is this the first time the first screen has ever been red?
- Our first boot gets a special eulogy (or should that be gullegy?).
- The sponsors will be happy.
- What will the impact of Pandora’s Box be?
- Did Gilles hint at the return of Pandora’s Box?
- Who do we suspect?
- Logan reveals his descriptions.
- And are we being pandered to again?
A new season also means a new predictions pool for me to lose at! In our België one, Logan & I will each draft four candidates following this week’s episode. As I won last year’s Belgian pool, I get first draft. Our fan-favourite Switches also return and can – as always – be used until final five becomes final four. Whoever is left over will join the team who loses someone next week – in the event of a double execution, that will be the team who loses someone first next week.
The teams will be revealed on next week’s episode!
You can also join us in the First Suspicions game by filling in this form. The form will be live until Episode 2 airs on Sunday! You can also take part in the Bother’s Bar Suspect List here.
Thank you for listening – we’ll see you next week for more Mole Hunting!
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